Thursday, February 9, 2012

Sheng Sinatra Presents...“Turn Off the Lights” by Teddy Pendergrass

What is "Sheng Sinatra Presents...?"
“Sheng Sinatra Presents...” is the 1492 of karaoke, where old, dusty songs discover a new world of impassioned exploitation. So freshen up your playlist with your host...Sheng Sinatra!

This month, Teddy Pendergrass and “Turn Off the Lights”1 set the babymaking mood. In anticipation, YouTube users are already starting to unzip their flies:

“I’d like to thank this song for helping create my two children!” (kdunagan100)

“im wet from this song....and im a guy.” (wCRONUSw)

But before we diddle, Eddie Murphy has a couple thoughts about the Pendergrass.

Tonight, layups are allowed.

Teddy Pendergrass
"Turn Off the Lights"

Key Lyrics

Turn off the lights and light a candle
Tonight I’m in a romantic mood, yeah

Let’s take a shower, shower together, yeah
I’ll wash your body and you’ll wash mine, yeah
Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah
And I’ll do the same thing to you

Just turn off the lights

The Original

Full Lyrics

How many dudes crossed home plate because of this song? Is this the Hank Aaron of hook-up jams?

Watch out, Mulan2. Because Sheng Sinatra is ready to turn on the lights...of your body.

Sheng Sinatra Sings!


2 Mulan is my girlfriend. Yes, Sheng & Mulan, like the Disney movie.

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